| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #12 | beer goggles | 109 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |