| #760 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #509 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #664 | CRIMBCO scrip | 210 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #1096 | Crimbuck | 515 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #474 | adder bladder | 9 |
| #486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #498 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 5 |
| #186 | ancient poisoned dart | 8 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #311 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #167 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #271 | bubblin' crude | 37 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #728 | catgut | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #768 | demon skin | 3 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #717 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1166 | furry fur | 7 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #938 | giant needle | 6 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #922 | heavy D | 8 |
| #730 | hemp string | 3 |
| #894 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #822 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #561 | mummy wrapping | 11 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #424 | powdered organs | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #448 | warbear whosit | 100 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |