| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Iron Beta of Industry | 638 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 290 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 565 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 85 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 101 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | gold wedding ring | 524 |
| #5 | handful of confetti | 821 |
| #5 | puppet strings | 494 |
| #18 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,342 |
| 🥉 | spectre scepter | 736 |