| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |