| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #320 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1190 | Valentine | 10 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #1413 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #363 | potted cactus | 8 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1339 | roasted marshmallow | 4 |
| #615 | roll of toilet paper | 119 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1420 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #34 | stuffed alien blob | 161 |
| #50 | stuffed doppelshifter | 255 |
| #668 | stuffed gray blob | 42 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |