| #355 | "DRINK ME" potion | 29 |
| #125 | 1,970 carat gold | 2 |
| #420 | 1-ball | 11 |
| #317 | 4-ball | 16 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #313 | 6-ball | 16 |
| #414 | 7-ball | 11 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #1059 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #457 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #342 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 10 |
| #438 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #362 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #467 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #484 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 19 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #427 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 12 |
| #445 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 25 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 12 |
| #388 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 23 |
| #103 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 17 |
| #105 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 15 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #2186 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #156 | Z-Bone steak | 6 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | blob of wood glue | 7 |
| #117 | bottle of Evermore | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #140 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #366 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #313 | peppermint tailings | 18 |
| #297 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #346 | wussiness potion | 41 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1055 | yeti fur | 24 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #142 | zombie hollandaise | 4 |