| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #945 | Cloaca-Cola | 16 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #444 | fish-liver oil | 9 |
| #585 | helmet turtle | 59 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #84 | s'more | 845 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #280 | stolen office supplies | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |