Master Fluffy

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#2314CRIMBCO scrip1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#946Cloaca-Cola16
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#3211Crimbuck1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#370ancient spice4
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#141bottlecap turtle1
#5529box of sunshine5
#2707brick1
#746briefcase1
#1095bum cheek1
#119club of the five seasons1
🥉control crystal1
#1263dense meat stack1
#437dented harmonica1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#446fish-liver oil9
#591helmet turtle59
#627hideous egg1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#1339motivational poster1
#152palm-frond fan1
#1215paperclip1
#1023portable photocopier1
#84s'more845
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#281stolen office supplies7
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#7027stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6199stuffed snowy owl4
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#977toy mercenary5
#2411valuable trinket1

Wow, that's 1,037 items total!

what items are this player missing?