| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #946 | Cloaca-Cola | 16 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #446 | fish-liver oil | 9 |
| #591 | helmet turtle | 59 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #84 | s'more | 845 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #281 | stolen office supplies | 7 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |