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Rank	Item	Quantity
#27	Valentine	3,703
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#367	box of sunshine	1,054
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
🥉	strawberry	141,169