| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #6 | Accordion of Jordion | 95 |
| #141 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #78 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 6 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #7 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2,381 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #7 | accordion file | 105 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #7 | baritone accordion | 99 |
| #8 | beer-battered accordion | 88 |
| #308 | bronze breastplate | 4 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #4 | bunch of square grapes | 23,234 |
| #10 | divine champagne flute | 2,746 |
| #13 | divine cracker | 1,458 |
| 🥈 | flyest of shirts | 126 |
| #66 | ghost toga | 6 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | guancertina | 72 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #7 | mama's squeezebox | 186 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #8 | pulled orange taffy | 4,787 |
| #10 | pulled violet taffy | 4,835 |
| #11 | resolution: be feistier | 4,620 |
| #10 | resolution: be sexier | 4,537 |
| #11 | resolution: be smarter | 4,207 |
| #8 | resolution: be stronger | 4,605 |
| #5 | returned Thinknerd package | 1,413 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #8 | transporter transponder | 1,571 |