| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #6 | Accordion of Jordion | 95 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 6 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #877 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #7 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2,381 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #7 | accordion file | 105 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #7 | baritone accordion | 99 |
| #8 | beer-battered accordion | 88 |
| #310 | bronze breastplate | 4 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #4 | bunch of square grapes | 23,234 |
| #10 | divine champagne flute | 2,746 |
| #13 | divine cracker | 1,458 |
| 🥈 | flyest of shirts | 126 |
| #66 | ghost toga | 6 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | guancertina | 72 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #7 | mama's squeezebox | 186 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #9 | pulled orange taffy | 4,787 |
| #11 | pulled violet taffy | 4,835 |
| #11 | resolution: be feistier | 4,620 |
| #10 | resolution: be sexier | 4,537 |
| #11 | resolution: be smarter | 4,207 |
| #8 | resolution: be stronger | 4,605 |
| #5 | returned Thinknerd package | 1,413 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #8 | transporter transponder | 1,571 |