Iroquoi281

RankItemQuantity
#495Blatantly Canadian2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#135Mob Penguin protection contract51
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#545can of fake snow1
#1131cranberries2
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#665goat cheese pizza4
#328hamethyst necklace1
#1877helmet turtle1
#348leaflet2
#980lemon6
#718little paper umbrella25
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#377los chinos1
#564maple syrup5
#1299mariachi pants1
#25meat vortex2,741
#1761pail1
#1565pasta spoon1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#294porquoise necklace1
#1506ravioli hat1
#1709saucepan1
#875scroll of drastic healing19
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1063spices1
#1825stolen accordion1
#1791turtle totem1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,883 items total!

what items are this player missing?