| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #685 | Imp Ale | 154 |
| #216 | SPF 451 lip balm | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #429 | cast | 35 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #206 | demon skin | 73 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #30 | figurine of a charred seal | 57 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #485 | flaming crutch | 9 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #236 | hot katana blade | 76 |
| #521 | hot wing | 84 |
| #120 | infernal fife | 16 |
| #478 | infernal insoles | 4 |
| #362 | leather mask | 11 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #276 | ninja hot pants | 13 |
| #953 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #320 | ruby W | 44 |
| #104 | seal-blubber candle | 50 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #742 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #361 | wussiness potion | 39 |