| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #687 | Imp Ale | 154 |
| #216 | SPF 451 lip balm | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #541 | beer lens | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #429 | cast | 35 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #207 | demon skin | 73 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #30 | figurine of a charred seal | 57 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #486 | flaming crutch | 9 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #236 | hot katana blade | 76 |
| #521 | hot wing | 84 |
| #121 | infernal fife | 16 |
| #478 | infernal insoles | 4 |
| #363 | leather mask | 11 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #276 | ninja hot pants | 13 |
| #958 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #320 | ruby W | 44 |
| #103 | seal-blubber candle | 50 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #745 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #361 | wussiness potion | 39 |
Wow, that's 774 items total!
what items are this player missing?