| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #958 | box | 2 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #794 | dirty hobo gloves | 6 |
| #1305 | disco ball | 6 |
| #993 | disco mask | 11 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #728 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #767 | foam dart | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #791 | helmet turtle | 31 |
| #669 | hill of beans | 9 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #887 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #847 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #867 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1030 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #757 | saucepan | 36 |
| #1078 | seal-clubbing club | 9 |
| #457 | seal-skull helmet | 19 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #815 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #1200 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #994 | turtle totem | 17 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |