Soccer Troll

RankItemQuantity
#221Bash-Ōs boxtop5
#692Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#952box2
#1183coconut shell2
#1140cog1
#864cool whip1
#795dirty hobo gloves6
#1312disco ball6
#1001disco mask11
#291disembodied smile1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#373dreadlock whip1
#1013ennui-flavored potato chips3
#1528filthy lucre7
#602filthy pestle1
#727flavored foot massage oil5
#766foam dart3
#496foam noodle1
#1457furry fur1
#428furry pants1
#1924ghost cucumber1
#1254giant needle1
#747gnatwing1
#796helmet turtle31
#668hill of beans9
#161hippo whip1
#577inflatable duck1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#886jabañero-flavored chewing gum4
#896leather mask1
#955lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum3
#481long pork1
#708mariachi G-string1
#848mariachi pants8
#871pasta spoon12
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#250peace-sign necklace1
#192penguin whip1
#738personal massager1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#797pickle-flavored chewing gum5
#988pr0n legs1
#1053radium-flavored potato chips3
#1034ravioli hat7
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#558rubber axe1
#759saucepan36
#1082seal-clubbing club9
#461seal-skull helmet19
#2957shiny ring1
#814spooky shrunken head4
#1207stolen accordion8
#957tamarind-flavored chewing gum3
#142tighty whiteys1
#3879tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#3180tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#8158tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8204tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#1050titanium assault umbrella1
#999turtle totem17
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#474water wings1
#88white whip1
#1002wintergreen-flavored potato chips3
#1244wolf mask1

Wow, that's 281 items total!

what items are this player missing?