Br00t4l K1d

RankItemQuantity
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
#122bar whip1
#77bat whip1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#115clown whip1
#864cool whip1
#97demon whip1
#374dreadlock whip1
#1798filthy lucre3
#161gingerbread mutant bugbear19
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#81glow-in-the-dark wristwatch3
#88gnauga hide whip2
#161hippo whip1
#691invisible bag1
#348irradiated candy cane11
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#213palm-frond whip1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#192penguin whip1
#1652rigid carapace1
#1103seal tooth1
#48seal-clubbing club2,162
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1104twitching claw4
#1969unstable DNA6

Wow, that's 2,249 items total!

what items are this player missing?