| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #623 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #281 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 33 |
| #498 | 2-ball | 8 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #223 | 30669 scroll | 48 |
| #326 | 33398 scroll | 59 |
| #118 | 334 scroll | 62 |
| #507 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #206 | 4-dimensional guitar | 9 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #118 | 64067 scroll | 5 |
| #218 | 668 scroll | 5 |
| #454 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #857 | Angry Farmer candy | 52 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #21 | Russian Ice | 87 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #516 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #478 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #576 | adder bladder | 5 |
| #380 | all-purpose cleaner | 10 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #286 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 18 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #322 | ancient protein powder | 11 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #94 | keg shield | 59 |
| #9 | mysterious present | 175 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1048 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2759 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #1111 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #813 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1098 | stuffed monocle | 40 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #377 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 55 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1094 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #1144 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #1062 | stuffed treasure chest | 42 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |