| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #626 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #281 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 33 |
| #502 | 2-ball | 8 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #223 | 30669 scroll | 48 |
| #326 | 33398 scroll | 59 |
| #119 | 334 scroll | 62 |
| #509 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #207 | 4-dimensional guitar | 9 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #696 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #118 | 64067 scroll | 5 |
| #219 | 668 scroll | 5 |
| #455 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 5 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1778 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #858 | Angry Farmer candy | 52 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #21 | Russian Ice | 87 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #517 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #480 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #577 | adder bladder | 5 |
| #380 | all-purpose cleaner | 10 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #287 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 18 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #324 | ancient protein powder | 11 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2129 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #94 | keg shield | 59 |
| #9 | mysterious present | 175 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1108 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #3306 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1050 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2906 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2763 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #4330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2218 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #3611 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #2485 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #1114 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #814 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1103 | stuffed monocle | 40 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2943 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #381 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 55 |
| #2582 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3105 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2457 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #940 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2550 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1097 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #1149 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #1064 | stuffed treasure chest | 42 |
| #2579 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |