| #20 | CSA fire-starting kit | 897 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1555 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #653 | Microplushie: Bropane | 8 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #469 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 8 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #418 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 17 |
| #694 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #495 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #545 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 17 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #13 | Okee-Dokee soda | 134 |
| #30 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 21 |
| #8 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 395 |
| #14 | correction fluid | 161 |
| #32 | jam band | 3 |
| #38 | lost key | 136 |
| 🥇 | magic dragonfish fry | 29 |
| 🥇 | mysterious present | 2,481 |
| 🥉 | s'more gun | 48 |
| #23 | sea leather | 95 |
| #60 | smut orc keepsake box | 14 |
| 🥇 | star staff | 1,861 |
| #55 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 358 |
| #86 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 272 |
| #92 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 264 |
| #70 | stuffed Meat | 351 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #97 | stuffed angry cow | 277 |
| #93 | stuffed astral badger | 285 |
| #106 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 267 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #85 | stuffed cocoabo | 298 |
| #44 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 167 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #103 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 270 |
| #106 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 274 |
| #254 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #77 | stuffed hand turkey | 307 |
| #2201 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #47 | stuffed martini | 174 |
| #118 | stuffed mind flayer | 239 |
| #70 | stuffed mink | 354 |
| #66 | stuffed monocle | 356 |
| #103 | stuffed scary death orb | 269 |
| #58 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 301 |
| #109 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 267 |
| #101 | stuffed snowy owl | 259 |
| #100 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 289 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #100 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 256 |
| #71 | stuffed teddy butler | 318 |
| #77 | stuffed tin of caviar | 321 |
| #1402 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #95 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 280 |
| #286 | stuffed zmobie | 4 |
| #221 | stuffing | 41 |
| #185 | that gum you like | 4 |
| #10 | tiny black hole | 161 |