| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #224 | patchouli incense stick | 123 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |