| 🥇 | Climate Colada | 116 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #45 | Hell ramen | 215 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #383 | banana | 12 |
| #23 | bargain flash powder | 78 |
| #20 | beholed bedsheet | 23 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #101 | cherry | 100 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #347 | disassembled clover | 215 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| 🥈 | fish stick | 60 |
| #13 | giant glass of brandy | 32 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #13 | invisible bag | 35 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #58 | pretty bouquet | 100 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #10 | witch hat | 38 |