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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
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| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1083 | Angry Farmer candy | 29 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #509 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #612 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #411 | ant agonist | 4 |
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| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #296 | antique packet of ketchup | 4 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | asbestos ore | 24 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #917 | awful poetry journal | 40 |
| #765 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #824 | bat guano | 2 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #483 | beach glass bead | 4 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #314 | bird rib | 2 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #305 | black paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #522 | black pudding | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #568 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
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| #168 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1151 | blue pixel | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #979 | bottle of rum | 13 |
| #101 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 84 |
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| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #872 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #770 | box | 6 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
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| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #701 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #630 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #444 | bunch of square grapes | 4 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #558 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #221 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #507 | cardboard ore | 2 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #398 | carob chunks | 9 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #633 | catgut | 4 |
| #412 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #850 | chaos butterfly | 69 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #253 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #540 | chorizo taco | 4 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #344 | chunk of rock salt | 4 |
| #482 | clay peace-sign bead | 3 |
| #871 | cloudy potion | 2 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #622 | clown skin | 4 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #749 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 24 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #850 | cog | 9 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #486 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #788 | cranberries | 10 |
| #625 | crazy little Turkish delight | 8 |
| #337 | creamsicle | 6 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |