GizzyGirl

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#10813-ball2
#693334 scroll3
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#11167-ball2
#22458-ball1
#1085Angry Farmer candy29
#446Bash-Ōs boxtop2
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#509Black No. 26
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#676Brimstone Chicken Sandwich5
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#612adder bladder4
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#582ancient protein powder2
#370ancient spice4
#411ant agonist4
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#386anti-anti-antidote3
#1061anticheese1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#897antique helmet1
#296antique packet of ketchup4
#948antique spear1
#485armgun1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#287asbestos ore24
#789asparagus knife3
#643asshat1
#106automatic catapult1
#917awful poetry journal40
#764bag of Cheat-Os3
#305balloon helmet1
#105balloon shield1
#630ballroom blintz1
#1058bar skin2
#129basic meat pants1
#151basic meat spork1
#823bat guano2
#903bat wing2
#784batblade1
#1074batgut2
#482beach glass bead4
#254beer goggles1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#395big bass drum1
#1005big red clown nose1
#117bigger stick1
#314bird rib2
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#650bit-o-cactus1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#389black kettle drum1
#305black paisley oyster egg16
#473black pepper2
#1046black pixel1
#522black pudding2
#667black shield1
#568black snake skin5
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#727black sword1
#501blackberry9
#168blackberry combat boots2
#221blackberry moccasins1
#151blackberry polite1
#226blackberry slippers1
#964bloody clown pants1
#1151blue pixel3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#407bottle of cooking sherry2
#1329bottle of gin1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#979bottle of rum13
#100bottle of sewage schnapps84
#837bottle of tequila10
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#872bottle of whiskey13
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#815bowl of cottage cheese7
#770box6
#6714box of sunshine2
#1334boxed wine1
#241boxing glove1
#318brass stinger1
#1107broken skull2
#624broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
#445bronzed locust2
#497bubblewrap ore2
#701bubbly potion5
#1102bugbear beanie1
#893bugbear bungguard2
#629bum cheek10
#443bunch of square grapes4
#374buoybottoms1
#839can of Red Minotaur2
#592can of maces1
#558candied kobold5
#745cannonball charrrm1
#221cardboard katana2
#507cardboard ore2
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#398carob chunks9
#682casino pass2
#687cat appendix1
#633catgut4
#412centipede eggs5
#850chaos butterfly69
#997cheap toaster2
#769chef's hat4
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#253chintzy seal pendant4
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#824chopsticks1
#384chorizo brownies4
#540chorizo taco4
#985chrome ore1
#344chunk of rock salt4
#481clay peace-sign bead3
#871cloudy potion2
#798clown shoes1
#622clown skin4
#1224cocoa egg1
#749cocoa eggshell fragment24
#597coffin lid1
#850cog9
#247cog and sprocket assembly1
#777cold ninja mask1
#359cold nuggets1
#297cold powder1
#651communications windchimes1
#486concentrated magicalness pill2
#748cool mushroom1
#864cool whip1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#522corn holder1
#437corncob pipe2
#850cornuthaum1
#788cranberries10
#625crazy little Turkish delight8
#336creamsicle6
#706crowbarrr1

Wow, that's 663 items total!

what items are this player missing?