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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
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| #692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1083 | Angry Farmer candy | 29 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #508 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #611 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #581 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #370 | ancient spice | 4 |
| #408 | ant agonist | 4 |
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| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #293 | antique packet of ketchup | 4 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #286 | asbestos ore | 24 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #918 | awful poetry journal | 40 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #902 | bat wing | 2 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #482 | beach glass bead | 4 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #316 | bird rib | 2 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #305 | black paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #521 | black pudding | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #569 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
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| #167 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1148 | blue pixel | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #405 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #978 | bottle of rum | 13 |
| #100 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 84 |
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| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #871 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #773 | box | 6 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #700 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #628 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #444 | bunch of square grapes | 4 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
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| #506 | cardboard ore | 2 |
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| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
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| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #634 | catgut | 4 |
| #410 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #849 | chaos butterfly | 69 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #248 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #383 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #539 | chorizo taco | 4 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #341 | chunk of rock salt | 4 |
| #482 | clay peace-sign bead | 3 |
| #868 | cloudy potion | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #623 | clown skin | 4 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #749 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 24 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #852 | cog | 9 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #484 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #787 | cranberries | 10 |
| #626 | crazy little Turkish delight | 8 |
| #335 | creamsicle | 6 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |