| #1584 | Angry Farmer candy | 8 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #219 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 90 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #474 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 2 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #284 | anticheese | 27 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1396 | awful poetry journal | 9 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #889 | black pixel | 3 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #1613 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #742 | dirty hobo gloves | 8 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #719 | evil golden arch | 4 |
| #951 | furry fur | 17 |
| #1057 | giant needle | 3 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #243 | grapefruit | 35 |
| #251 | grapes | 36 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #805 | heavy D | 14 |
| #746 | lemon | 18 |
| #807 | lime | 2 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #493 | orange | 18 |
| #760 | original G | 17 |
| #1115 | plot hole | 5 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #936 | probability potion | 6 |
| #956 | procrastination potion | 6 |
| #574 | red pixel | 9 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #244 | stone of eXtreme power | 49 |
| #547 | ten-leaf clover | 16 |
| #1350 | thin black candle | 7 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |