| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #442 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 9 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #424 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #531 | gator skin | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #766 | penguin skin | 22 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #302 | useless powder | 515 |