| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #442 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 9 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #425 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #530 | gator skin | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #765 | penguin skin | 22 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #302 | useless powder | 515 |