| 🥇 | Dinsey's oculus | 11 |
| #34 | Fun-Guy spore | 11 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #25 | Jacob's rung | 11 |
| 🥇 | Jeppson's Malort | 1 |
| 🥈 | LOV Emotionizer | 666 |
| #60 | Lobos Mints | 11 |
| #179 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 11 |
| #217 | Milk Studs | 11 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #135 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 11 |
| #119 | Piddles | 11 |
| #4 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 225 |
| #435 | Senior Mints | 11 |
| #94 | Stone Golem pebbles | 11 |
| #801 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 11 |
| #24 | abstraction: certainty | 11 |
| #24 | abstraction: joy | 11 |
| #23 | abstraction: motion | 11 |
| #43 | abstraction: sensation | 11 |
| #41 | abstraction: thought | 11 |
| #20 | airborne mutagen | 11 |
| #213 | ancient spice | 11 |
| #42 | anemone nematocyst | 11 |
| #230 | beer lens | 11 |
| #56 | berries of suffering | 11 |
| #286 | bit-o-cactus | 11 |
| #21 | blood-drive sticker | 11 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #1284 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #341 | chopsticks | 11 |
| 🥉 | compounded experience | 4,444 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #742 | cranberries | 11 |
| #146 | cursed cannonball | 11 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #327 | dehydrated caviar | 11 |
| #560 | disease | 11 |
| #91 | fireball | 11 |
| #15 | ghostly dagger | 11 |
| #55 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 11 |
| #129 | gold star | 11 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #43 | groupie spangles | 11 |
| #818 | handful of hand chalk | 11 |
| #173 | hot plate | 11 |
| #10 | iron dagger | 11 |
| #22 | ivory cue ball | 11 |
| #652 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #794 | line | 11 |
| #96 | lint | 11 |
| #153 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 19 |
| #717 | orange candy heart | 11 |
| #61 | perfect ice cube | 11 |
| #654 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #973 | plot hole | 11 |
| #69 | poisonous caviar | 11 |
| 🥇 | power pill | 6,666 |
| #8 | raw potato | 420 |
| #77 | red blood cells | 11 |
| #136 | red button | 11 |
| #297 | sand dollar | 11 |
| #63 | seaode | 11 |
| #211 | shard of double-ice | 11 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #70 | snow berries | 11 |
| #91 | soap knife | 11 |
| #718 | star | 11 |
| #4 | stench jelly | 1,234 |
| 🥇 | superduperheated metal | 1,234 |
| #360 | tambourine bells | 11 |
| #79 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 11 |
| #57 | throwing knife | 11 |
| 🥇 | time residue | 4,444 |
| #229 | true grit | 11 |
| #173 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #671 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #174 | white rice | 11 |
| #88 | wine-soaked bone chips | 11 |
| #789 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| 🥉 | yellow pixel | 123,456 |