| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #39 | Corpse Island iced tea | 87 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hell ramen | 2,747 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #54 | corpse on the beach | 67 |
| #144 | corpsedriver | 34 |
| #162 | corpsetini | 32 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #5 | fettucini Inconnu | 393 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #7 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 363 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #4 | spaghetti con calaveras | 352 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |