| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1929 | box of sunshine | 73 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1035 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |