| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #348 | Crimbuck | 2,811 |
| #255 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #333 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #311 | bag of W&Ws | 3 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #113 | ginger snaps | 2 |
| #96 | gingerbread nylons | 3 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #112 | gunky chicken | 2 |
| #31 | hollow rock | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #45 | pineapple slab | 1 |
| #65 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 5 |
| #94 | sugarplum ration | 2 |