| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #435 | black sword | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | stinkin' bindle | 86 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |