TheAverageClan

RankItemQuantity
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#656Knob Goblin elite helm4
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#602Knob Goblin harem pants4
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#591Orcish baseball cap3
#434Orcish cargo shorts5
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#211banana peel25
#430beer helmet6
#429bejeweled pledge pin7
#852big red clown nose2
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#201black pudding15
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#964bloody clown pants1
#485bugbear beanie10
#480bugbear bungguard10
#496bullet-proof corduroys2
#278chaos butterfly954
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#557clown shoes3
#634cornuthaum3
#532disbelief suspenders1
#342distressed denim pants7
#718eXtreme mittens2
#671eXtreme scarf2
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#799eyepatch3
#713filthy corduroys3
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#351ghuol guolash22
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#377los chinos1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#145makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#791miner's helmet1
#508miner's pants3
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#336perforated battle paddle9
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2037pretty flower1
#484reinforced beaded headband2
#456ring of aggravate monster13
#546round purple sunglasses2
#173scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil15
#569snowboarder pants3
#55spaghetti with Skullheads23
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#310star buckler1
#422star hat2
#330star pants1
#628swashbuckling pants4
#1841towel1
#896vorpal blade1
#569white Canadian3
#176white chocolate and tomato pizza14
#1079wolf mask2

Wow, that's 1,257 items total!

what items are this player missing?