| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #299 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #503 | bone chips | 24 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #86 | office-supply crossbow | 2 |
| #50 | oily boid | 5 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #36 | overpriced "imported" beer | 17 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #235 | plump juicy grub | 2 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #251 | red class ring | 50 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1132 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #546 | white class ring | 10 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |