| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #305 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #501 | bone chips | 24 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #87 | office-supply crossbow | 2 |
| #50 | oily boid | 5 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #37 | overpriced "imported" beer | 17 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #236 | plump juicy grub | 2 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #259 | red class ring | 50 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1131 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1510 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #550 | white class ring | 10 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |