| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #4 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 410 |
| #10 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 9,780 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Let Me Be! | 359 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #35 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| 🥇 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2,062 |
| 🥈 | Summer Nights | 351 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| 🥉 | flamin' bindle | 74 |
| 🥇 | frigid air mattress | 204 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #5 | sleazy bindle | 70 |
| 🥉 | stinkin' bindle | 97 |
| 🥉 | wine spritzer | 3,791 |