| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #78 | BGE temporary tattoo | 9 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #548 | Go-Wassail | 28 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #42 | ammonite candy mold | 6 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #305 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #34 | belemnite candy mold | 7 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #102 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #294 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #222 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #89 | fake plastic grass | 19 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #109 | fossilized bat skull | 6 |
| #410 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #356 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #346 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #253 | fossilized wing | 15 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #493 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1211 | fudgecule | 16 |
| #672 | green gummi ingot | 20 |
| #24 | honey mead | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #481 | jerky coins | 40 |
| #176 | kumquartz | 38 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #211 | pearidot | 33 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #686 | red gummi ingot | 19 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #172 | strawberyl | 43 |
| #51 | sucker scaffold | 174 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2871 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #182 | tourmalime | 40 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |