| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #78 | BGE temporary tattoo | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #545 | Go-Wassail | 28 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #42 | ammonite candy mold | 6 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #34 | belemnite candy mold | 7 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #101 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #295 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #221 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #89 | fake plastic grass | 19 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #110 | fossilized bat skull | 6 |
| #412 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #358 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #347 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #255 | fossilized wing | 15 |
| #162 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #492 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1207 | fudgecule | 16 |
| #668 | green gummi ingot | 20 |
| #24 | honey mead | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #480 | jerky coins | 40 |
| #176 | kumquartz | 38 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #211 | pearidot | 33 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #682 | red gummi ingot | 19 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #172 | strawberyl | 43 |
| #50 | sucker scaffold | 174 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #182 | tourmalime | 40 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #67 | trilobite candy mold | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |