| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #43 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 579 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1256 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #80 | broken cellular phone | 93 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #4 | gazing shoes | 74 |
| #6 | goat beard | 7,877 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #220 | kite | 35 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #159 | mafia aria | 154 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #163 | scroll of pasta summoning | 100 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #95 | stuffed can of asparagus | 630 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 40 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #123 | top | 34 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #240 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #161 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |