InstiGATOR

RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#2405Valentine1
#478asbestos sword1
#338banana cream pie1
#670black snowcone2
#752blue snowcone2
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#4784candy cane1
#752commemorative war stein2
#433cream pie1
#550divine blowout1
#562divine can of silly string1
#498divine champagne flute3
#446divine champagne popper1
#548divine noisemaker1
#1979drywall axe1
#849ennui-flavored potato chips9
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#283fat stacks of cash40
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#898green candy heart3
#639green snowcone4
#678guitar pick2
#5199handful of confetti1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#722ketchup hound2
#608lavender candy heart14
#983orange candy heart3
#678orange snowcone4
#1491pail2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#469pat-a-cake pendant2
#765pink candy heart6
#382pink plastic baby1
#1184pool cue1
#895radium-flavored potato chips9
#735red snowcone2
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1455roasted marshmallow2
#992roll of toilet paper47
#1031sawblade shield1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#2957shiny ring1
#3791spectre scepter1
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#4932stuffed astral badger7
#5771stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#970tattered paper crown1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2158tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#3157toast1
#586wang1
#806white candy heart6
#863wintergreen-flavored potato chips9
#679yellow candy heart20

Wow, that's 343 items total!

what items are this player missing?