| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #700 | Trollhouse cookies | 20 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #424 | bat guano | 20 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #124 | box of sunshine | 3,447 |
| #263 | brick | 149 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #247 | daisy | 12 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #514 | dehydrated caviar | 4 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #330 | heart-shaped balloon | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #26 | long-stemmed rose | 100 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #921 | pretty flower | 30 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #12 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2,964 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |