| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #45 | Meat maid | 7 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #19 | hermit permit | 500 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #15 | meat golem | 17 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #974 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #709 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #265 | worthless knick-knack | 31 |
| #257 | worthless trinket | 19 |