| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #19 | The Jokester's gun | 13 |
| #18 | The Jokester's pants | 13 |
| #21 | The Jokester's wig | 13 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #239 | big rock | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #108 | chakra sludge | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #184 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 5 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 5 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 5 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 5 |
| #174 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 5 |
| #175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
| #184 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 5 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 5 |
| #185 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 5 |
| #181 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 5 |
| #181 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 5 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #147 | drywall axe | 90 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |