| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #74 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 58 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |