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| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
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| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #388 | asshat | 3 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
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| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #219 | bird rib | 6 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #661 | black snake skin | 3 |
| #437 | black sword | 4 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
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| #683 | box | 9 |
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| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #902 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #360 | bullet-proof corduroys | 8 |
| #288 | buoybottoms | 2 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #423 | carbonated soy milk | 4 |
| #501 | carbonated water lily | 3 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #340 | cardboard wakizashi | 6 |
| #809 | cast | 5 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #546 | catgut | 7 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| #1139 | cog | 1 |
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| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
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| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
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| #18 | wumpus-hair bolo | 2 |