| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #236 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #891 | Mad Train wine | 42 |
| #237 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 23 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #209 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 6 |
| #1433 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #137 | beach glass necklace | 4 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1104 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #1047 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #795 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #607 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #143 | pack of chewing gum | 3 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #171 | peace-sign necklace | 2 |
| #127 | phat turquoise bracelet | 5 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #559 | salamander spleen | 10 |
| #532 | squashed frog | 14 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #886 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |