| #7 | Bohemian rhapsody | 734 |
| #8 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1,951 |
| 🥉 | bellhop bell | 1,434 |
| #8 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1,431 |
| 🥈 | bottle of realpagne | 1,133 |
| #5 | bottled inspiration | 1,400 |
| 🥉 | can-can-in-a-can | 706 |
| 🥈 | chunk of rock salt | 32,176 |
| #4 | cup of primitive beer | 12,950 |
| 🥇 | disintegrating spiky collar | 2,488 |
| 🥇 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3,049 |
| #17 | handful of nuts and berries | 890 |
| #25 | handful of pine needles | 1,803 |
| 🥉 | library card | 1,738 |
| 🥉 | ovoid leather thing | 37,161 |
| #6 | patent antipsychotics | 1,757 |
| #40 | sabre teeth | 956 |
| 🥈 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1,413 |
| #30 | stone frisbee | 560 |
| #1164 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #1544 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #1049 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #1632 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #2099 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #1698 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1767 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1528 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2043 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1400 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #753 | stuffed key | 74 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1745 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #1245 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1316 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #1861 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1734 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1476 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #1668 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2346 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #880 | stuffed teddy butler | 52 |
| #1150 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #817 | stuffed treasure chest | 63 |
| #1491 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #829 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #815 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #931 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #584 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #849 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #729 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #593 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #594 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #749 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #926 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #983 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #911 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #630 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #519 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1000 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 18 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1193 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #826 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #530 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #50 | twinkly wad | 22,736 |
| #6 | white Xanadian | 1,039 |