| #7 | Bohemian rhapsody | 734 |
| #8 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1,951 |
| 🥉 | bellhop bell | 1,434 |
| #8 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1,431 |
| 🥈 | bottle of realpagne | 1,133 |
| #5 | bottled inspiration | 1,400 |
| 🥉 | can-can-in-a-can | 706 |
| 🥈 | chunk of rock salt | 32,176 |
| #4 | cup of primitive beer | 12,950 |
| 🥇 | disintegrating spiky collar | 2,488 |
| 🥇 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3,049 |
| #17 | handful of nuts and berries | 890 |
| #25 | handful of pine needles | 1,803 |
| 🥉 | library card | 1,738 |
| 🥉 | ovoid leather thing | 37,161 |
| #6 | patent antipsychotics | 1,757 |
| #40 | sabre teeth | 956 |
| 🥈 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1,413 |
| #30 | stone frisbee | 560 |
| #1167 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #1912 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #1545 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #1053 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #1631 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #2101 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #1700 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1770 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1533 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1621 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2043 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1399 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #755 | stuffed key | 74 |
| #1042 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1746 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #1247 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1319 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #1864 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #3419 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1734 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1478 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #1668 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2370 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #882 | stuffed teddy butler | 52 |
| #1152 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #819 | stuffed treasure chest | 63 |
| #1490 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #1193 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #996 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #921 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #644 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #570 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #949 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #933 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #584 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #849 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #730 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #927 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #595 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #815 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1792 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #828 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #749 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #1529 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #928 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #679 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #984 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #945 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #912 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #931 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #520 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #848 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1001 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 18 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1195 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #745 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #931 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #531 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #50 | twinkly wad | 22,736 |
| #6 | white Xanadian | 1,039 |