| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #574 | CRIMBCO scrip | 330 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1196 | Crimbuck | 402 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #135 | designer handbag | 18 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #347 | heart necklace | 18 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #832 | hobo nickel | 102 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |