Exordium

RankItemQuantity
#1425-hour acrimony1
#276Alewifeâ„¢ Ale1
#69Aura Libre1
#57Aye Aye1
#55Aye Aye, Captain1
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#150Barulio's bottle1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#57Black Hole1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#568Blood Light1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#64Buttery Knob1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#45Caipiranha1
#83Candicaine1
#66Candy Alexander1
#76Cement Mixer1
#60Chakra Libre1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#80Crazymaker1
#175Crimbojito1
#93Cursed Punch1
#56Dark & Starry1
#313Divine1
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#84Drac & Tan1
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#54Drunken Neurologist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#81Dump Truck1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#66Event Horizon1
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#55Fauna Libre1
#57Firewater1
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#77Flaming Knob1
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#82Fog Murderer1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#64Fuzzy Tentacle1
#88Gin Mint1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#66Golden Mean1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#67Grasshopper1
#68Great Older Fashioned1
#65Green Burlap1
#77Green Giant1
#51Green Muslin1
#59Green Velvet1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#48Haymaker1
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#46Herring Wallbanger1
#52Herringtini1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#76Humanitini1
#89Hundred Headed IPA1
#1867Imp Ale1
#61Jackhammer1
#56Locust1
#57Lollipop Drop1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#89Mint Yulep1
#61Mohobo1
#348Mon Tiki1
#67Moonshine Mohobo1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#103Morto Moreto1
#91Muschat1
#287Neuromancer1
#79Oh, the Humanitini1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#67Plague of Locusts1
#44Punchplanter1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#74Red Dwarf1
#114Russian Ice1
#39Saison du Lune1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#53Sazerorc1
#55Sazuruk-hai1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#92Shot of the Living Dead1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#63Sizzling Sinner1
#65Slimebite1
#57Slimosa1
#51Slippery Knob1
#63Sloe Comfortable Zoo1
#88Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire1
#64Suffering Sinner1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#53Suppurating Sinner1
#828Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#98Temps Tempranillo1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#526The Cooler Out of Space1
#60Transylvania Sling1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#106White Hyborian1
#88Wrecked Generator1
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#92Zoodriver1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#486around the world1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#265backwoods screwdriver1
#222banana daiquiri1
#788beertini1
#82beery blood1
#88berry-infused sake1
#802bilge wine1
#589black & tan1
#159blended frozen swill1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#242boilermaker1
#301bone aperitif1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#156bottle of wine1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#501breaded beer1
#161bucket of wine1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#554can of Swiller1
#299can of V-111
#1749canteen of wine1
#62carrot claret1
#105cheap Chinese beer1
#81citrus-infused sake1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#570cream stout1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#139day-old beer1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#93dew yoana lei1
#75dew yoana salacious lei1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#2833eggnog1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#305elven squeeze1
#255especially salty dog1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#111fountain 'soda'1
#132fruity girl swill1
#604fuzzbump1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#1909green beer1
#115green eggnog1
#549grog1
#1881herringcello1
#39honey mead1
#433horizontal tango1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#230lumbering jack1
#80lychee chuhai1
#310mandarina colada1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#480margarita1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#666martini1
#73melon-infused sake1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#119mimosette1
#502monkey wrench1
#491mulled cider1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#107natto-infused sake1
#529ocean motion1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#146overpriced "imported" beer1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#181pebblebräu1
#472perpendicular hula1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#594pink pony1
#136plain old beer1
#320plastic cup of beer1
#214plum wine1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#337prussian cathouse1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#266pumpkin beer1
#218purple corpsel1
#120rabbit punch1
#210red-headed corpse1
#515redrum1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#140rocket fuel1
#454rockin' wagon1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#77salacious screwdiver1
#190salinated mint julep1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#77screwdiver1
#589screwdriver1
#173sham champagne1
#72shining goblet1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#99single swig of vodka1
#93slap and slap again1
#546slap and tickle1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#511slimy fermented bile bladder1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#97soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini1
#488soy cordial1
#144soyburger juice1
#374spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#106stepmom's booze2
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#225tangarita1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#188tankard of ale1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#360thermos of brew1
#536thistle wine1
#96tobiko-infused sake1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#125tropical swill1
#25twitching space egg1
#107used beer1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#109wasabi-infused sake1
#219water purification pills1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#223white Xanadian1
#1104white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#337yellow brick road1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 359 items total!

what items are this player missing?