| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2244 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #426 | Instant Karma | 14 |
| #527 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 45 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #581 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #576 | black-and-blue light | 39 |
| #567 | blue plasma ball | 40 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #498 | cheap studded belt | 52 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #313 | empty agua de vida bottle | 668 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #483 | flavored foot massage oil | 53 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #857 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #886 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #455 | personalized coffee mug | 119 |
| #545 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2946 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2533 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #360 | white rice | 2 |