| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #222 | Amulet of Yendor | 104 |
| #520 | bag of airline peanuts | 57 |
| #833 | brick | 40 |
| #378 | clown hammer | 77 |
| #345 | cymbal syrup | 22 |
| #435 | defective skull | 52 |
| #449 | encoder ring | 36 |
| #427 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 69 |
| #229 | fake fake vomit | 130 |
| #385 | fake hand | 73 |
| #419 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #415 | joybuzzer | 75 |
| #390 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 77 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #390 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 68 |
| #377 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 83 |
| #412 | rubber emo roe | 79 |
| #455 | whoopie cushion | 72 |
| #386 | wind-up chattering teeth | 84 |
| #508 | x-ray specs | 39 |
| #519 | yellow snowcone | 65 |