| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #786 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥉 | beach glass bead | 15,821 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #540 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #821 | black-and-blue light | 4 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #841 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #2088 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #11 | double-barreled sling | 181 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #461 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | glimmering great tit feather | 515 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #874 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #17 | groupie bra | 20 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #170 | hippy herbal tea | 6 |
| #544 | hot date | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1585 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #40 | long-stemmed rose | 50 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #550 | mood ring | 7 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #95 | old love note | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #686 | pretty flower | 79 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #56 | really thick bandage | 9 |
| #87 | right half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #23 | snow fort | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #839 | star | 5 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #86 | sugar banana | 19 |
| #130 | sugar cherry | 9 |
| #157 | sugar lime | 3 |
| #30 | supportive bra | 337 |
| #1540 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #544 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 4 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |