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| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #785 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #306 | around the world | 5 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥉 | beach glass bead | 15,821 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #822 | black-and-blue light | 4 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #844 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #2088 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #11 | double-barreled sling | 181 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #461 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | glimmering great tit feather | 515 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #875 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #18 | groupie bra | 20 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #172 | hippy herbal tea | 6 |
| #543 | hot date | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1631 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #40 | long-stemmed rose | 50 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #548 | mood ring | 7 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #689 | pretty flower | 79 |
| #1085 | probability potion | 2 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #55 | really thick bandage | 9 |
| #87 | right half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #645 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #841 | star | 5 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #86 | sugar banana | 19 |
| #130 | sugar cherry | 9 |
| #157 | sugar lime | 3 |
| #30 | supportive bra | 337 |
| #1538 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #546 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 4 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |