| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #323 | 33398 scroll | 60 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #400 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #64 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 80 |
| #509 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #797 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #540 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #460 | all-purpose cleaner | 6 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #389 | ancient protein powder | 8 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #140 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #521 | anticheese | 7 |
| #344 | antique greaves | 18 |
| #552 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #506 | antique shield | 8 |
| #396 | antique spear | 15 |
| #293 | armgun | 6 |
| #184 | around the world | 13 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #454 | asparagus knife | 11 |
| #969 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #836 | bar skin | 5 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #651 | bat wing | 9 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #515 | beer bomb | 21 |
| #284 | beer helmet | 13 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #456 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #205 | big bad voodoo mask | 3 |
| #215 | big bass drum | 5 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #316 | bird rib | 2 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #477 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #442 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #341 | black greaves | 6 |
| #364 | black helmet | 5 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #379 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #303 | black shield | 7 |
| #569 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #512 | black-and-blue light | 55 |
| #531 | blackberry | 8 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #493 | blue plasma ball | 60 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #289 | bone flute | 3 |
| #351 | bone rattle | 4 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #139 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 18 |
| #130 | bottle of Definit | 20 |
| #67 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 68 |
| #125 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 19 |
| #166 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 17 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of Ooze-O | 71 |
| #298 | bottle opener belt buckle | 8 |
| #685 | bowl of cottage cheese | 11 |
| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #111 | boxed champagne | 20 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #91 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 45 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #335 | brick of sand | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #257 | bunch of square grapes | 15 |
| #949 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |