| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #323 | 33398 scroll | 60 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #401 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #64 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 80 |
| #509 | Black No. 2 | 6 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #800 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #541 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #459 | all-purpose cleaner | 6 |
| #953 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #389 | ancient protein powder | 8 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #142 | ant hoe | 3 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #520 | anticheese | 7 |
| #345 | antique greaves | 18 |
| #554 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #506 | antique shield | 8 |
| #398 | antique spear | 15 |
| #295 | armgun | 6 |
| #181 | around the world | 13 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #455 | asparagus knife | 11 |
| #967 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #834 | bar skin | 5 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1463 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #652 | bat wing | 9 |
| #353 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #516 | beer bomb | 21 |
| #287 | beer helmet | 13 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #457 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #206 | big bad voodoo mask | 3 |
| #216 | big bass drum | 5 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #314 | bird rib | 2 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #479 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #443 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #341 | black greaves | 6 |
| #365 | black helmet | 5 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #380 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #304 | black shield | 7 |
| #568 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #512 | black-and-blue light | 55 |
| #530 | blackberry | 8 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #493 | blue plasma ball | 60 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #290 | bone flute | 3 |
| #352 | bone rattle | 4 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #138 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 18 |
| #130 | bottle of Definit | 20 |
| #66 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 68 |
| #124 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 19 |
| #164 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 17 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of Ooze-O | 71 |
| #298 | bottle opener belt buckle | 8 |
| #683 | bowl of cottage cheese | 11 |
| #2642 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #111 | boxed champagne | 20 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #92 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 45 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #335 | brick of sand | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #256 | bunch of square grapes | 15 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |