| #15 | Chester's moustache | 5 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #170 | ancient protein powder | 38 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #92 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 44 |
| #8 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 7 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #129 | funky dried mushroom | 100 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |