| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #880 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #1786 | brick | 7 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #790 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #197 | marshmallow | 150 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #252 | roasted marshmallow | 150 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |