| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #196 | marshmallow | 150 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #252 | roasted marshmallow | 150 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |