| #239 | Amulet of Yendor | 97 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #615 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 22 |
| #171 | bag of airline peanuts | 155 |
| #628 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #667 | black-and-blue light | 18 |
| #721 | blue plasma ball | 11 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #553 | cheap studded belt | 34 |
| #122 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 13 |
| #198 | clown hammer | 142 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #221 | defective skull | 108 |
| #303 | encoder ring | 62 |
| #271 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #177 | fake fake vomit | 167 |
| #592 | flavored foot massage oil | 23 |
| #627 | foam dart | 15 |
| #114 | jazz soap | 210 |
| #196 | joybuzzer | 143 |
| #517 | personal massager | 16 |
| #730 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #422 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 62 |
| #698 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #591 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 12 |
| #199 | rubber emo roe | 149 |
| #574 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 25 |
| #1086 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 45 |
| #1296 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1620 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1200 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1211 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #1571 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #962 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1362 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #1048 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #1538 | stuffed scary death orb | 34 |
| #1556 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1789 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #1339 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1277 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1326 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #77 | stuffed yo-yo | 12 |
| #382 | wind-up chattering teeth | 85 |
| #177 | x-ray specs | 123 |
| #186 | yellow snowcone | 162 |