| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #966 | hobo nickel | 44 |
| #1300 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |