| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot battery | 51 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 15 |
| #45 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 10 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 14 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 16 |
| #5 | Elf Guard safety bear | 31 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #25 | Gets-You-Drunk | 6 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Russian Ice | 31,581 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 185 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #545 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #601 | bananagate | 7 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #305 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #929 | box of sunshine | 275 |
| #1242 | brick | 19 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| 🥇 | carton of rotten eggs | 27,068 |
| #458 | casino pass | 5 |
| #86 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #56 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #20 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 2 |
| #632 | disassembled clover | 60 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #726 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #60 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #336 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #106 | negotiatin' hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | pigeon egg | 10,673 |
| #937 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #293 | red class ring | 40 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #17 | s'more | 7,398 |
| #7 | smashed danish | 76 |
| #103 | steel drivin' hammer | 4 |
| #271 | tenderizing hammer | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| 🥉 | tonic djinn | 766 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #404 | white class ring | 16 |