Ironcheff

RankItemQuantity
#10803-ball2
#14734-ball1
#10765-ball2
#14256-ball1
#14857-ball1
#15308-ball5
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#24El Vibrato power sphere99
#90Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card2
#778Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2407Valentine1
#268black velvet box1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#129delectable fire ant3
#1605delicious salad3
#127delicious shimmering moth9
#3289diamond necklace1
#507fake blood2
#2508heart necklace2
#207interesting-looking twig7
#154llama lama gong31
#165plump juicy grub9
#2727rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#1841rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#2129rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#119scrumptious ice ant3
#3322spade necklace1
#3309stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#3030stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#4836stuffed angry cow7
#3341stuffed astral badger13
#3257stuffed baby gravy fairy14
#3296stuffed cocoabo13
#4626stuffed flaming gravy fairy8
#4599stuffed frozen gravy fairy8
#4312stuffed hand turkey9
#2891stuffed mind flayer16
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#2945stuffed scary death orb16
#3039stuffed shoulder parrot4
#4036stuffed sleazy gravy fairy10
#3270stuffed snowy owl13
#4956stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#4299stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#108tasty louse4
#1800tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#1485tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#1512tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#1785tiny plastic Black Knight4
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2049tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#1251tiny plastic G Imp6
#2172tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#2792tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1246tiny plastic Hellion6
#2166tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#1760tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#2786tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2774tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#1736tiny plastic Knott Yeti4
#2766tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2784tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1727tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#1440tiny plastic Spunky Princess5
#2058tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#2155tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#1764tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#935tiny plastic astronomer8
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#2164tiny plastic beanbat3
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#1449tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1767tiny plastic cubist bull4
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#1761tiny plastic drunk goat4
#1231tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus6
#1790tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#1244tiny plastic fluffy bunny6
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#2806tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2186tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2803tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#2173tiny plastic senile lihc3
#2819tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#1431tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#1466tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#2153tiny plastic topiary golem3
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2124tiny plastic warwelf3
#2704tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1240tiny plastic zmobie6
#119yummy death watch beetle6

Wow, that's 583 items total!

what items are this player missing?